“Well, this very classy goal in the Bundesliga is one thing, but I just don’t think we can ignore the importance of Jozy’s Zardes’ hold-up play.”-a weirdly large segment the vocal majority of American soccer media and probably most certainly the USMNT coaching staff and Gregg Berhalter himself.

“Well, this very classy goal in the Bundesliga is one thing, but I just don’t think we can ignore the importance of Jozy’s hold-up play.”-a weirdly large segment of American soccer media and probably the USMNT coaching staff.

Unbelievably, I had to correct this from “100% TRUMP supporter” to “110% TRUMP supporter.” 

Roxanne! You don’t have to put on that red hat.

“Tsitsipas did earn his second time violation, which came with a point penalty”

i mean he might have a point

yep. This line from his email is gold:

Wow, man, Teddy is a piece of shit. At least he has the wherewithal to recognize and admit it. That’s the first step, T!

Case in point. I was in Dallas earlier this month for work. (Protip: Off the Bone BBQ)

The Cowboys are “America’s Team” in that we have a president who suggested we nuke hurricanes. That is the Cowboys.

Remember when Tony Romo retired and everyone was like, “LOL, bout time, mush brain.” Then he became an announcer was was actually enjoyable, interesting and insightful?
Jason Witten is bizzaro Tony Romo.

That jaw unhinges and he eats things whole. 

He looks like Tony Robbins had surgery in an attempt to look more like Casey Affleck.

HI Deadspin.

Penn State has a long history of pressuring people to do things before they’re ready. 

I’m with Elizabeth.

Andrew Luck 2012: *Takes a sack* Great job, man. Insane hustle. You really got me.

Andrew Luck 2019: You even just look at the ceiling and wish you could stop existing? Like, not die, but just POOF and cease being altogether. Maybe it’s nothing but motionless, soundless black. Complete emptiness. Nothingness. But it’s…

As a fellow Andrew, that’s the thinking that’s gotten me this far.

Just announce 25% off at Steak ‘n Shake and watch how quickly they all forget.

All over Indiana there are pastors this morning having to deal with people who are upset over a football guy retiring. Some people are just the worst