And The Twelves still don’t know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs. 

Having Burneko review booze is like having Marchman review only popular things: their most basic frame of reference is so fucked out, they don’t have a baseline to compare against

Considering Wayne is basically the perfect archetype for “England or Alabama” your choice of travel comparisons is apt.

Pretty sure Gruden is eventually going to go plaid.

It aint about brains son, its about HEART

I believe the logical conclusion is that AB retires to become a helmet designer, and uses Lavar Ball’s manufacturing connections to go to market.  

Inject this straight into my veins. I need this saga to be drawn out as long as possible, bringing the Raiders, AB, and everyone else past their breaking points. I need panicked public statements, I need social media meltdowns, and I need Jon Gruden turning shades of red that even Deadpsin couldn’t photoshop. I love…

Every time a Deadspin take insinuates than Man City was somehow screwed by a ticky tack VAR decision in the UCL, I’ll be here to stridently disagree. Kun was clearly offside and the ball only went to him because Bernardo significantly deflected Eriksen’s ill advised pass. Today was entirely different. VAR was…

And apparently favors things that are actually evil.

It’s good to know that in a sport where the U.S. Border Patrol was a car’s primary sponsor, the CEO endorsed Donald Trump for president, a noted bigotwas invited to lead a prayer before a race that asked God for a Republican president, and a collaboration was done with a racist and misogynistic sports blog, that Rick…

I can taste the beer’s bitterness through my screen.

“Western Pennsylvania cracker plant”

No matter how bad Pittsburgh is, no one is grateful to live in Indiana.

That moment also produced one of the greatest NFL memes in internet history:

browns fan here: i actually was rooting for the browns to lose that game, just because the steelers missing the playoffs meant so much more to me than the browns finishing with a winning record.

The best part for Steelers haters is that the team stayed on the field to watch the end of the CLE-BAL game on the final Sunday of the regular season, hoping for a Browns win so PIT could make the playoffs. The Browns naturally lost. I can’t think of a better ending for these shiteaters than to be reduced rooting for…

Kaare Vedvik? Daniel Carlson? The Vikings know they don’t have to pick actual vikings, right?

In fairness, if you can read that billboard, you don’t live in Alabama.

Clemson just put up a billboard with 19,001.

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