Its still possible that people might freak out at him if they think he’s shirking. People were pretty angry one time at an actor who had an exemption because he was currently getting medical treatment for brain cancer. 

Cadet Hotspurs

“It ain’t me, it ain’t me. I ain’t no military son, son.” - fortunate Son

Let this be a lesson: hard work, dependability, and exemplary play are not the Raider way.

Excuse me, that is not a pet peeve, that is a bad habi--[eaten by tiger]

And here I figured Burneko’s pet peeve would be using a single word where 5 or more could do. 

Pure synonyms are worthless. All aboard the Pedantic Express.

Now he just needs to see “The Aristocrats”

This is a great non-apology. But really, only pussies feel like their house is violated when strangers have threesomes on their couch, jizz all over said couch, and abuse their pets that they were hired to watch.

“I’d like to apologize to him for making him feel like I violated his house”

In 2004 I saw a woman try to kill herself by driving one of these off Beachy Head, Quadraphenia-style, except rather than plunge hundreds of feet to the rocks below the truck decided to wedge itself in a crack 50 feet down, allowing its driver to ponder fate and the miracle of life for an hour or two until…

Until a person who has committed an offense has actually acknowledged what they’ve done, apologized, and made every effort to make amends, I refuse to accept them as a fellow human. I don’t care if it’s cutting me off in traffic or murder.

In general I agree, but I’m also irritated by this move. Now the Braves will definitely plunk a different Marlins player, and I will have to deal with deep moral confusion over the whole thing.

Ureña is definitely an asshole who deserves to get plunked only because his suspension wasn’t as long as it should have been... but Mattingly is doing a good job here protecting his player. Zero problem with this decision on his part.

Could just be a USA 2018 joke. Hard to tell these days. 

Has he been hanging out at Buccaneers training camp?

Glad to hear he’s at least stable; definitely a long climb back to normalcy, but a good first step all the same.

Well, let’s see how you feel 20 years down the road.

Klopp with the emphatic double-fisted crotchebration was the stuff of glee. Giggled for a minute when I watched the game live.