I’m convinced it’s a Toyota Tundra Crewmax, based on the following details:

OK, this is just a dumb take. Ignorant. Playing right into their cum-stained hands (self-abuse runs deep among white supremacists. Not cuz they are white, but because they are males with weak social connections, hence chronic fappers).

Saying “I never hit her” in response to whether or not you were the perpetrator of domestic violence when you have admitted in writing to choking you wife is among the most ridiculous bullshit I’ve heard in a while.

There has been a lot to unpack today, but here are my thoughts:

The college football answer would be him asking Jesus for advice and deciding not to change anything once Christ ignores him 

You will see the confederate flag often at Cork intercountry sports matches because their nickname is the Rebels. Which isn’t to say the dumbasses flying it aren’t racist but less “Robert E. Lee is a hero” and more “I don’t even see color and racism is an American problem”

Between 1935 and 1945 a fascist government, led by Adolf Hitler, systematically removed rights from Jews and other groups, stripping them of their citizenship and persecuting them in numerous other ways.

Here’s a not-so-conspiracy theory: those DMs and that email were not written by the same person. 

Going to Denver for the first time next week. Looking forward to enjoying all of what it has to offer.

As far as I know, the money for the naming rights goes to the Bucks, not to the state.

Brady probably left as after being asked to speak, the reporter didn’t offer him a Milk Bone.

The Cardinals’ bullpen should be loaded into a rocket and fired at the sun...

I’m confused. This is a Deadspin article about the Cardinals, yet it’s not pointlessly, absurdly hateful...

Do you ever look at stuff and wonder how it got there?

The contrast between pro and college football coaches is striking. McVay can recall specific plays, but Art Briles can’t even remember the names of the players/sex offenders on his teams…

Bryant Gumbel: You got the ball, third-and-12 at your own 26, 4:24 left in the second quarter. Do you remember what happened?

Trump is now not just the poster boy for the Dunning-Kruger effect (i.e., incompetent people greatly overestimate their own abilities because they are too stupid to evaluate themselves). He is now shown himself to be at the level of the lemon juice bandit, who inspired the series of studies in the first place.

Dammit this would have been an excellent and sad Tragically Hip song. RIP. 

Stick tap Emery.