I think that GIF predates Deadspin, let alone my tenure here.

The runaway cart remains my personal favorite.

Good luck Tim as the White House’s new communication director. The President’s twitter feed will be so much better with your gifs.

the core of their lineup— Harper, Anthony Rendon, and Daniel Murphy—combined to go 0-for-11 on the night.

My kid is 5, and I’m trying to get him into baseball. After running through some names with him a few months back, he decided his favorite player was Trea Turner because he’s young (like him) and fast (like a race car, his favorite thing).

Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest: Haggis for Cannibals

Every time i think about his disrespect to those code breakers in front of his beloved Andrew Jackson portrait I feel such rage.  

They took Steph seventh; Klay 11th; and Harrison Barnes—who, for all his faults, was a key part of their rotation for two Finals runs—seventh. I don’t think it’s particularly spicy to say those picks are “up near the top of the draft,” given there are 60 picks in the draft and those three came in the top 11.

Donald Trump Jr. tweeted at Elizabeth Warren today that she should name her new dog Sniffing Bull. It’s blatantly racist and I don’t understand why no ones picking it up. Calling her Pocahontas, which the Trump’s have done for years now, is also blatantly racist. Trump even brought it up unprompted because he was in a…

or ICOGNITO. We know you are there, idiot.

And yet the NFL is OK with obscenities like “GABBERT” and “OSWEILER”

You know, Based upon the evidence, I’m starting to think this guy might just be an asshole.

I didn’t know Jameis was a Trump supporter 

It’s insane to me to not take Doncic. He was literally the best player in Europe last year...at 19. 

This establishment is just a publicity stunt by Ayesha Curry to troll on Houston and it’s culture.

I personally disagree, and find the ‘51 Pontiac hood ornament to be superlative.

Oh sure, when a Rolls Royce owner commissions a statue of his mistress, it’s “a graceful little goddess, the Spirit of Ecstasy.” But when I do it, it’s “I want a divorce” and “why would you destroy our family?”