Union Station in DC:

Tenacious D salutes them. (They won the Grammy for Best Metal Performance in 2015, so they count)

Even though he was a bit of a downer for us in Washington, mad respect for Jagr. That ageless wonder can make people half his age look foolish.

The Browns, Bengals, and Cardinals would like to have a word with you.

I was going to say she was being a huge ass, but yours is better.

... I didn’t think of it like that. Nice.

I thought this was great, but there is no Triple H bond rating- the fact that @KatMarlowe used real, actual disasters made it just a little bit better. That being said, anything that throws fire and/or shade will always be entertaining.

Whether the downplaying of the formidable cast’s charismatic energies is an intentional downplaying of the potential risk to the characters that they play—whether it’s a matter of not actually allowing viewers to get too attached to characters or actors, not allowing viewers to be bummed out by bad news but rather…

I think that just hit COTD for me. I may have cackled at my desk louder than I should have.

If it’s a corporation, under previous rulings concerning liability, would the business have grounds to sue? That’s what I meant, and I think, given the attention paid to the store, it could be construed by a competent legal counsel as a public figure.

It would be slander, and they might. The problem is that Jones could argue that as public figures, he would have had to know the information was false, and that disseminating the information would have unfairly harmed business and reputation. (Sullivan v. New York Times, IIRC)

The top image seems like...

I really was hoping that the team would be “Aces.” That would have been a great, non-generic name.

Oh, please. They’ll be tank shells in them, not bullets!

... Well played.

This is excellent and concise. Keep it up!

It really is an awful moniker.

Technically, State College. Unofficially to Penn State fans, Happy Valley. To everyone else, middle-of-nowhere!

Someone check on Drew.