Hello darkness, my old friend...

Leicester is definitely number 1 or 2. Though I have an undying hatred for Villanova, so there’s that.

Fair enough. FWIW, thank you for bringing back Foodspin. It has been brightening up my Thursdays (and that one Friday).

Someone check on Burneko. This Wizards team is BAD.

I understand that snakes are useful for combating rodent populations, but still: snakes can piss off.

So, like Assassin’s Creed?

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That was the most succinct reasoning for why we pay attention to Ohio come election time. +1

Septic tank?

Starting them young, I see. I suspect that by the time he turns 10, he’ll be able to powerslam his grade school friends through folding tables.

Cancer sucks. Good on Anderson and good luck to Nicholle.

Put your goddamn collar in order Drew. Otherwise, cool episode.

This may be one of the few times where being salty is warranted. It’s not the only time something basketball-related was taken from Minnesota.

Does this count?

I was waiting for someone to torch that Cardinals letter, and by gawd, did you suplex that sonofagun.

I like this. Maybe tune up the recipe so it’s not a massive paragraph, but you have a follower in me.

That’s the series finale.

Seriously? HEY LOOK EVERYONE! SOMEONE’S TRYING TO BE EDGY HERE!

I get why Showalter picked a starting pitcher instead of Britton. I hate the hell out of it, and would like Ubaldo exiled to Syria, but I get it.

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