That’s the series finale.

Seriously? HEY LOOK EVERYONE! SOMEONE’S TRYING TO BE EDGY HERE!

I get why Showalter picked a starting pitcher instead of Britton. I hate the hell out of it, and would like Ubaldo exiled to Syria, but I get it.

Modern Version:

We’re all dying, and the only question is the rate at which we are.

Draymond Green needs to teach him better.

Browns gonna Browns:

I am worried about how the Major is going to be portrayed. This could easily be a case of whitewashing to a really, really bad degree.

Exactly. He’s not like Barry Trotz, who adapted his style to fit the era. Torts is just bad.

Less the legacy of the Miracle on Ice, and more of Tortorella being a dinosaur. He was successful with the old NHL in Tampa, but he wasn’t a miracle-worker in Vancouver, and wore out his welcome in NY.

I am reminded of the following...

Could we get Foodspin back? Please? I miss it terribly.

I saw Gohmert Pyle’s face, and it all made sense.

Damn ninjas chopping onions in here...

Having had my car break down during rush hour in Philadelphia, calm serenity is useful, especially when the car beefs it in the middle of the road.

Zodiac, we hardly knew ye.

NBC was mentioning that she had wanted to pursue her dream job of being a firefighter—is she still going to pursue that?

Ninjas chopping onions in here. Or is it copious amounts of dust?

Ask her where the Sewage Treatment Plant (the two big eggs) are. Essex people say Dundalk, Dundalk people say Essex. Every, dang, time.

I feel like we should have a Baylor one- just to see how far they’ve rightly fallen.