Former Dundalk resident. One of the older suburbs of Baltimore, it used to house a ton of Bethlehem Steel workers when the plant was at nearby Sparrows Point. They have a harder accent than every other Baltimore neighborhood, and are usually about half-as-smart. You look to get out of Dundalk, not move in. (Though…

We tend to think of Italian food as being heavy and starchy and slow-cooked, but it turns out we’ve been thinking of New Jersey food the whole time.

I’m worried that the shooting exercises might get caught up with the typical gunshots in Rio, but that’s just me.

Seconded. I grew up on Navy football so maybe that’s just a regional thing.

I get the whole preserve ecosystem thing, but if Jellyfish suddenly disappeared, I wouldn’t feel any major loss.

This was the most entertaining awards show I’ve seen. Haisley’s and Burneko’s schtick was well done.

1/2 of the proof and put into percent form. So 140 proof alcohol would be 75% alcohol/volume.

I have a feeling even Hell won’t want him now.

I’d like to think that crushing Penn State’s football program would be great, but I feel like it’s too late to do that. They should have suspended the program after the Freeh Report came out.

What the Hell is Any Given Wednesday?

Before the DOJ started charging everyone? It didn’t surprise me. But their deciding to not give a damn even after the DOJ sicced the hounds on them is amazing.

FIFA, just for sheer magnitude and ballsiness.

So what you’re telling me is...

9/11- and that was because it was the first time my dad picked my brother and me up from school. Usually, he had work, but he left early because of the attacks.

So... he’s the Pierre McGuire of international soccer?

When I worked in a sub shop, the Mexican cooks would always make this for their mid-afternoon meal. Holy crap was it delicious.

Worst Viking Funeral Ever.

Reykjavik Grapevine was dope this time on twitter. I can only imagine what they’ll do for the England game.

But by that pic, he always got fed!

Dude, Central PA can sometimes provide gold nuggets.