The law’s going to hit the school like...

Arby’s is there to guide you into the void.

Randy looks like he’s not just pleading with Curry, but also with the ball to just do something.

22: Sage Grouse- a game bird that can’t reproduce unless the grass level is a particular height.

Is this where I play the Anne Frank card?

Jackfruit: putting the laughter in manslaughter.

Once you got past the case of acute lead poisoning, sure!

Oh Jesus Christ on a pogo stick. The spurned lover crap is awful enough, but taking it out on the kid is a whole different level of jerkwaddery.

Can we now say that Suarez has added Spanish team tapas to his appetite for human flesh?

Just want to say that you found a good way to make light out of a really bad situation. Sometimes when there is so much awful news, I appreciate having someone who can be funny without being offensive. Thanks for that.

Hi, Mr. Simmons!

Samer, I almost had, but then you reminded me of that heartbreaker. Dammit.

Oh dear god no.

Looks like Gonow is going to be Gone-now.

With this and the basebrawl in Arlington, did Texas take all the crazy pills this weekend?

So should the first opening play every time they score?

Here is Jez’s food response to this bastard:

I hate everything right up until they light that torch. Then it’s all “U-S-A!”

I don’t think even Sochi was this bad with the preparations. This could be one of the most disastrous mass gatherings, all for a bunch of balls and running.

So it’s now free-range brisket?