Can we alter the tasks and place them in front of the state capitol for Governor Edwards instead? And televise it so we can watch the gators eat him?

Scotty agrees.

Cheap Acoustic Guitars. NOTE: Good musicians will use good instruments, but a cheap acoustic guitar says “My skill level is crap, but I care about my music sounding like the ‘90s man!”

So in short, the Hammers are salty as the Red Sea.

Albert, I have been waiting for this one for a while, and you delivered the goods. Well done, and may the misanthropic snake go away.

That tagline rules, Ellie. Bravo.

We need him to read that woodworking comment from the a-rod article:

So... they are who we thought they were?

The Caps blog Russian Machine Never Breaks posted this about it:http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2016/04/29/hom…

For philosophical reasons? More of like existential reasons. Jesus, Buster, stop taking classes at the Gossage School of Dipshittery.

I see your Maryland ties, Drew. We do have an unnatural love for an extinct coat of arms from the UK.

Can we have him interview Dick Cheney at a gun range? Have it branded by Colt or Smith and Wesson? Please?

HamNo would eat that up like it were filet mignon.

D-E-F-L-A-T-I-N-G. First comes the needle, then comes the pressure gauge, the comes Goodell in a frothing rage!

If you like tea, get good herbal tea to help. It’s NOT a cure, but good tea can help provide some relief for symptoms.

I’d +1 anyone willing to put this into a reasonably tolerable cover on youtube.

With extra salt.