Rex Ryan has that face every time he enters a shoe store.

Could we do a dead comments for major articles? Or would that un-grey unsavory aspects?

They may be saving them. Dead Cardinals Letters last year was an absolute treat.

Better than the O’s twitter.

Obligatory Soundtrack:

To Cardinals Fans:

Could we call it... Hawkward?

It’s weird- occasionally, I miss being able to walk into a sub shop and ordering a cheesesteak without people looking like I ordered a myocardial infarction. BUT then this stuff happens, and I remember why I didn’t stick around.

Disagree: Philly fans are as insane as Buffalo fans, as rabid as Boston fans, and have their own special venom which few, if any, can match.

Having been a Caps fan who lived in Philly for four years, I would never have walked outside wearing my Capitals gear, because that’s a kick-me sign waiting to happen. I saw the game where Ray Emery (remember him?) jumped Braden Holtby during the Caps’s 7-2 win. Philadelphia doesn’t do half-assed fandom- and the…

PINKHAM’S BACK!

I see two serial killers and a Mustang driver... so 3 killers overall.

Is the Kasich Signal a dill pickle?

Whoops.

Stupid question: didn’t ESPN have a documentary about the Penny Hardaway-Shaq connection? I think I remember it being advertised heavily.

+1 good will hunting

Even if it was staged....so? Better staging than how we do it.

De Jong smiles from Los Angeles

This would have made for a boss level foodspin.