Looks like Gonow is going to be Gone-now.

With this and the basebrawl in Arlington, did Texas take all the crazy pills this weekend?

So should the first opening play every time they score?

Here is Jez’s food response to this bastard:

I hate everything right up until they light that torch. Then it’s all “U-S-A!”

I don’t think even Sochi was this bad with the preparations. This could be one of the most disastrous mass gatherings, all for a bunch of balls and running.

So it’s now free-range brisket?

Can we alter the tasks and place them in front of the state capitol for Governor Edwards instead? And televise it so we can watch the gators eat him?

Scotty agrees.

Cheap Acoustic Guitars. NOTE: Good musicians will use good instruments, but a cheap acoustic guitar says “My skill level is crap, but I care about my music sounding like the ‘90s man!”

So in short, the Hammers are salty as the Red Sea.

Albert, I have been waiting for this one for a while, and you delivered the goods. Well done, and may the misanthropic snake go away.

That tagline rules, Ellie. Bravo.

We need him to read that woodworking comment from the a-rod article:

So... they are who we thought they were?

The Caps blog Russian Machine Never Breaks posted this about it:http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2016/04/29/hom…

For philosophical reasons? More of like existential reasons. Jesus, Buster, stop taking classes at the Gossage School of Dipshittery.

I see your Maryland ties, Drew. We do have an unnatural love for an extinct coat of arms from the UK.