Can we have him interview Dick Cheney at a gun range? Have it branded by Colt or Smith and Wesson? Please?

HamNo would eat that up like it were filet mignon.

D-E-F-L-A-T-I-N-G. First comes the needle, then comes the pressure gauge, the comes Goodell in a frothing rage!

If you like tea, get good herbal tea to help. It’s NOT a cure, but good tea can help provide some relief for symptoms.

I’d +1 anyone willing to put this into a reasonably tolerable cover on youtube.

With extra salt.

Rex Ryan has that face every time he enters a shoe store.

Could we do a dead comments for major articles? Or would that un-grey unsavory aspects?

They may be saving them. Dead Cardinals Letters last year was an absolute treat.

Better than the O’s twitter.

Obligatory Soundtrack:

To Cardinals Fans:

Could we call it... Hawkward?

I.. just... goddammit.

It’s weird- occasionally, I miss being able to walk into a sub shop and ordering a cheesesteak without people looking like I ordered a myocardial infarction. BUT then this stuff happens, and I remember why I didn’t stick around.

Disagree: Philly fans are as insane as Buffalo fans, as rabid as Boston fans, and have their own special venom which few, if any, can match.

Having been a Caps fan who lived in Philly for four years, I would never have walked outside wearing my Capitals gear, because that’s a kick-me sign waiting to happen. I saw the game where Ray Emery (remember him?) jumped Braden Holtby during the Caps’s 7-2 win. Philadelphia doesn’t do half-assed fandom- and the…

PINKHAM’S BACK!

I see two serial killers and a Mustang driver... so 3 killers overall.