I didn’t think there were any more ways pro-lifers could shut down women’s health centers, but jesus christ.

“We do have 159 games left. We will score runs this year, and we will win series this year.”

If they get swept, can we bring out the tears of unfathomable sadness for Cards fans?

Bought and paid for AG... What’s the going rate for those these days?

Cheaper alternatives:

LET’S ALL FIGHT ABOUT IT IN THE COMMENTZ!!!!

Having been there, I can commiserate in the horror.

Can there just be one food product which isn’t going to be full of fraud? I’m waiting to hear that the bacon and pork belly are actually chicken bits glued together now.

The real reason Canada has to get it together is to stop filming in landscape.

James Harden’s lack of defense is spreading to other sports.

Oddly enough, while I saw many events which would qualify as an “Oh, crap!” moment, but this was the first one where it actually registered as that.

Never not appropriate

Compounding that are the worries about resting the players and potentially having them be rusty. It may not be a big concern, but it should be enough of one to rest them only on a small basis.

So his jaunt is that we should be dicks to each other?

Is it mocking their religion if I say that I hope their 72 virgins are 72 Duran Duran fans?

I’m going to pass this around my office- i think a bunch of people wouldn’t be opposed to this idea.

So this could be like al-Qaeda’s setup then?

Considering this just happened after the Paris Attacker’s capture, I wonder if he was involved with the planning for these attacks. Either way, crap, man. This is awful.

I want all of them to make the all-star game (with Goose in attendance), then for your entire paragraph to happen. (Although I’m still trying to figure out who would nail Ortiz and Bautista)

Is this a LolUnited moment?