Oh that was awful. Ty Cobb had safer slides than Brady’s on that one.

The sad part is that the debate has been ingrained into football lore. Even if he makes Canton, the bust will have a question underneath, “Yeah, he’s in the Hall of Fame, but is he ELITE!?”

Nah, they wanna be able to hit the QB late so they can go Pollard on Brady’s other knee.

My first taste of Irish Whiskey was Redbreast at a small pub in Adare, as a gift from my dad for my 18th birthday. I still place Irish Whiskey as 2nd on my go to alcohols because of it.

Can we say that Heaven and Earth are not ready for his Popiness?

OH MAHY GAWD CHAENDLER JAOHNES WAOULDN’T TAEK OWER KAESH.

Frito Lay makes products in Mizzou, and Budweiser still has a huge presence in St. Louis. As a fellow Deadspin emigre, I welcome you to the fold.

That seems like someone wrote their damn thesis on dividing by zero.

DON’T DIVIDE BY ZERO DAMMIT

Would we say that this is a Giant matter?

Sure shows the dexterity of the word.

As someone who hates “the Cardinal way,” I agree with you wholeheartedly.

The Cardinals, Budweiser, and maybe Frito Lay. So not looking good here.

Good on the Dems for standing up to bigotry, but the fact that some jabroni thought this law was a good idea enrages me.

Cue the HAWT TAEKS about how he can slam dunk but not prevent getting blown out by Charlotte.

Jesus. When I got rejected, I just curled up in a ball of sadness and regret.

Check DeAngelo for High Blood Pressure; this is exceptionally salty. (True, but salty like a pretzel)

No wonder he lost, there were no tables, ladders, or chairs involved.

With him, I’d almost believe it. Sadly.