Gifted hands, but not very gifted in the mind. Or mouth. Or anything related to logical capacity, really.

Didn’t Sherman say that to them as he burned their godforsaken town?

He’ll lose it in the lights like he did in 2011.

I believe prunes will definitely help in her case.

I’m less surprised by Jesus’s no comment policy than a BMW using its blinkers.

A smaller hypothetical benefit that comes with people watching practice. It’s dumber than dumb.

She’s worse.

Summary of the comments: # age, single and yippee/bummer.

Should we call one the Hart Foundation?

Wow. If this were a place like Alcatraz, maybe I wouldn’t be so squeamish, but there are actual people serving their time here (deserved or not). That’s exceptionally mean.

Torch, would being in the midst of this qualify as a Code Brown?

They got their asadas kicked.

Couldn’t find the x-rated line. Sadly.

Let the oil patch kids have some hope man!

There was hope- at some point, they were a half-game out of the 8th spot in the East. It’s not just a tragedy, it’s despair, for which James Dolan will happily lap up the tears of Knicks fans.

Those overtime moves are just filthy. It gives Edmonton and Buffalo the inevitable hope and feeling that they’ll botch this.

THIS is proper investigative journalism. Well done, Barry.

Does a certain presidential candidate have an interest in Mansory? The same amount of subtlety is displayed here.

MY EYES!