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Salvatore Corasaniti
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When a scout asked me at the combine if I had to murder someone: Would I use a gun or a knife?

Present and reporting for duty. The vodka is on its way.

You say that, but somehow, FIFA always finds a way to screw up. Yet, they will somehow fall upward magnificently.

Are you sure it’s not out on a trunk here?

Is it a problem that I’m pessimistic because of that last line? She could basically claim that any sort of meeting between the two where there wasn’t a third person was private.

This isn’t a trial by twitter— it’s a scorching well-deserved. There’s a special kind of hell for people like “Dr.” Luke.

We sound like a 16 seed in March Madness, when we’re really a 14 seed. Damn.

Does this replace Bear Friday?

Don’t worry— you’re not missing much.

GEARZ ONLYZ GUYZ!!!!!!!

This feels...appropriate.

We are now.

... I got better.

I was worried that Deadpool couldn’t possibly live up to the hype; that the jokes wouldn’t hit, and that it couldn’t walk the line between savage humor and pure action.

Regardless of who it is, it’s disgusting conduct. Period.

Do we call this “Pulling a Plaxico?”

For making tolerant Christians look bad...

Is it an unlucky rabbit’s foot for Yeo?

He’s going to hang around until someone offers him a prime rib dinner.