The Cardinals, Budweiser, and maybe Frito Lay. So not looking good here.

Good on the Dems for standing up to bigotry, but the fact that some jabroni thought this law was a good idea enrages me.

Cue the HAWT TAEKS about how he can slam dunk but not prevent getting blown out by Charlotte.

Jesus. When I got rejected, I just curled up in a ball of sadness and regret.

Check DeAngelo for High Blood Pressure; this is exceptionally salty. (True, but salty like a pretzel)

No wonder he lost, there were no tables, ladders, or chairs involved.

With him, I’d almost believe it. Sadly.

Gifted hands, but not very gifted in the mind. Or mouth. Or anything related to logical capacity, really.

Didn’t Sherman say that to them as he burned their godforsaken town?

He’ll lose it in the lights like he did in 2011.

I believe prunes will definitely help in her case.

I’m less surprised by Jesus’s no comment policy than a BMW using its blinkers.

A smaller hypothetical benefit that comes with people watching practice. It’s dumber than dumb.

She’s worse.

Should we call one the Hart Foundation?

Wow. If this were a place like Alcatraz, maybe I wouldn’t be so squeamish, but there are actual people serving their time here (deserved or not). That’s exceptionally mean.

Torch, would being in the midst of this qualify as a Code Brown?

They got their asadas kicked.

Couldn’t find the x-rated line. Sadly.