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Salvatore Corasaniti
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Let the oil patch kids have some hope man!

There was hope- at some point, they were a half-game out of the 8th spot in the East. It’s not just a tragedy, it’s despair, for which James Dolan will happily lap up the tears of Knicks fans.

Those overtime moves are just filthy. It gives Edmonton and Buffalo the inevitable hope and feeling that they’ll botch this.

THIS is proper investigative journalism. Well done, Barry.

Does a certain presidential candidate have an interest in Mansory? The same amount of subtlety is displayed here.

MY EYES!

When a scout asked me at the combine if I had to murder someone: Would I use a gun or a knife?

Present and reporting for duty. The vodka is on its way.

You say that, but somehow, FIFA always finds a way to screw up. Yet, they will somehow fall upward magnificently.

Are you sure it’s not out on a trunk here?

Is it a problem that I’m pessimistic because of that last line? She could basically claim that any sort of meeting between the two where there wasn’t a third person was private.

This isn’t a trial by twitter— it’s a scorching well-deserved. There’s a special kind of hell for people like “Dr.” Luke.

We sound like a 16 seed in March Madness, when we’re really a 14 seed. Damn.

Does this replace Bear Friday?

Don’t worry— you’re not missing much.

GEARZ ONLYZ GUYZ!!!!!!!

This feels...appropriate.

We are now.

... I got better.