That’s gonna hurt in the morning.

Regardless of what happens, I hope he’s able to find a way to manage his condition. He seemed like he was turning things around at Southern California.

I thought mothers, SO’s and children were off limits. That’s probably one of those “unwritten rules of trash talk” somewhere.

That drop-kick play is brilliant, but they should have saved it for the playoffs. Now everyone will be ready for it. Belichick will need to make another sacrifice to the football gods to get in the right on this one.

“I started playing hockey late and it was unclear until the very last moment if I was talented or not”

comment of the day.

Never would I thought that I would have cried about the Browns.

TOOK THEM LONG ENOUGH.

The sad part is, it probably won’t be. He’ll probably appeal, and if he does, I think they’ll keep him in the house arrest. It’s a huge victory, but it’s not over just yet.

You know that broken clock thing? I think it’s striking.

I am the staff- so if you have a monogrammed thermos to give me, I’d greatly appreciate it! :)

Reunion 2 - My cousin has sex with his date in the bathroom. This is actually an upgrade for him as the last time he brought a girl home to meet his family she died in her sleep of a heart defect.

Pinkham, I will miss the snark and the betting pool for Pinkham’s Law. See you on the Wonkette side. If you ever come to the Senate, come by to Dirksen 239, and I’ll take you to lunch at Union Station. Thank you for making my Mondays better.

GOOD DOGGIE! (Iams assuming that this Setter did not do the dump)

I believe this belongs in the Big Time Small Time Dicks category. This guy is awful.

Not to be that troll, but which USC?

Animated bowl of mashed yukon gold potatoes with some american “cheese” strands on top?

Half-thawed thanksgiving turkey with some spaghetti on top?

To be a pedant, I’d still go to University of Maryland for the ER- their trauma center is miles better than JHU.