It really is amazing how much of Kellyanne’s lifeforce has been drained out of her from the years of hibitual lies.

I’ve seen thicker skins on milk

[Dealer]: Shit. How much is this gonna cost me?

Read the paperwork bro, you gave Mark Zuckerberg the right of prima nocta to all your children.

It’s on a piece of paper that means its the right thing.

“Yessir — we gave the no-bid contract to Potemkin Concrete LLC, A division of Sater Industries. They finished on schedule and under budget, just like all your building projects always do. And The Wall is beautiful.”

At least one branch of government seems to fairly consistently be exercising the seperation of powers and its independence, for better and for worse.

“Hey, it’s not gonna suck itself.”

Gingerbread men/women/people are pretty much all gender neutral unless you’re making some anatomically correct cookies that you probably shouldn’t be serving during the holidays to begin with.

The UK is so fucking weird, I can’t tell if this is satire or not.

We dread the destruction that will come when the bulldozers arrive, which could be as early as February. That loud, heavy machinery will cause irreparable damage to the habitat we’ve worked so hard to restore.

If a Senator/Rep lies, knowingly, and is falsifying data to the public, how are they not tried for a crime? How is it legal for these assholes to knowingly say to the public “10 terrorists are crossing into the USA every day!”?

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Trump responded by saying, “Don’t be a push-over Brett!  Agave that job to keep the Mexicans out!”

Although Kavanaugh reportedly wants to ban anyone from Mexico entering the US, he’s trying to get an exemption for his good friend Jose Cuervo. 

House Ethics committee?

Oh boy, more fuel economy ratings for a turbo gas engine that are impossible to duplicate in real world driving.

The price is inversely proportional to the significance of the summit. 

Anyone who thinks this is hyperbole I must refer them to the Tan Suit Crisis.