Fuck Ted Cruz. 

“After further review we recognize the insensitive nature of the ad and have decided to cease airing it across our properties as soon as possible.”

I did Nazi your comment coming.

You need to leave Reich now!

He sure got worked up into a Fuhrer rather quickly.

“you have to address these things head on”

The fact that the two of them soldiered on with their press conference in light of the incredibly amazing internet drubbing they got yesterday is honestly hysterical and sad at the same time. This is what happens when a 20-year-old has already gone through a major legal proceeding and got off with a slap on the wrist.…

Are you saying that Tomato is a Russian...plant?

Democracy Dies When Access Is Valued Above All Else.

“The most important thing here is that we need to make sure the alleged student gunman isn’t being falsely accused of this crime.”

“Fox should cancel Dobbs’ show altogether because the host is a racist xenophobe who peddles right-wing conspiracy theories himself.”

Well played, Schumer.  When they go low, you go fuck yourself.

Yeah, it’s called Australia. 

Sure, the MAGABomber targeted a who’s who of Trump’s enemies list with explosives, but someone was mean to Mitch McConnell in a restaurant once so #BOTHSIDES!

Nah I get it. Yesterday I was walking down the street, slipped, and accidentally punched a guy and stole his wallet. These things happen

How is it an “error” when you literally just make something up?

I mean... what about all of us buying new cars for the long haul? It's not like that demographic doesn't exist!

How many more people must sacrifice their dignity for pointless comments hating on his free high-quality entertainment?

As long as people don’t wear flat caps and tuck their ears under the cap.

At this point, Ford should just let Ken Block and the Hoonigans consult on some Ford Performance consumer vehicles.