well, he’s usually high on meth, so, probably pretty hard, what with the dragons flying overhead and all. 

Jim Jordan: “BUT I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING!”

We ask our players 20 days a year — game days — to restrict their statements.

Also:

I have this fantasy where, upon meeting Trump, Queen Elizabeth thinks to herself:

Fuck ‘em. Die at home.

This is chief among the reasons why I refuse to run.

LOL

I kind of hope Joe Arpaio gets the GOP nomination, because it means Krysten Sinema is pretty much going to wipe the floor with him, and there’s nothing I want to see more than that old racist getting his ass handed to him by an openly bisexual atheist woman. However, considering that even his town was fed up with him…

This is awesome.

The GOP held a SCOTUS seat hostage for a year. But let’s worry about decorum.

He should try this new game from Japan that has been westernized to suit American tastes. Its called Go: Fuck Yourself.

Well to be fair, it appears that this actually happened in his rookie year so it basically took less than one full season.

Winston decided not to appeal the the game suspension after making a bet that he could go three games without an interception this season.

A story in four panels...

Probably more like, “the Bible doesn’t specifically forbid this, so it’s a gray area.”

That’s just how you get to the line to pick your sides, silly.

Can’t be any worse than James Harden’s go-to BBQ, where you step back for a tray and just kind of lunge into the person next to you.

You’d think people in Houston would be tired of flooding things.

In 2018, in a blue state like New York, marijuana shouldn’t even be an issue.