As a descendant of Jefferson Davis (according to that one member of our family who actually cared about genealogy), I think every statue of Jefferson Davis should not only be torn down, but somehow incorporated into the local sewage treatment plant. All the other confederate asses too.

“I have a rough time wanting to spend billions and billions and trillions of trillions of dollars to help people who won’t help themselves, won’t lift a finger, and expect the federal government to do everything.”

Eric is the Gary Busey in all of us.

Don Jr acts like a weak man’s idea of a strong man.

She talks like a dumb person’s idea of a smart person. The whole family is like that. Her father is a poor man’s idea of a rich man. Melania’s “smoldering” facial expressions (such as they are) look like what she thinks a model should look like. The 2 sons... well, I don’t know what they’re going for, really, other…

welp. I knew men facing consequences for their actions wasn’t going to last for long

I don’t recommend the lime shrimp flavor.

I’ve already counted 5 big stock buyback programs since the first tax bill passage totaling around $30 billion either new or additions to previous plans, and I’m not even looking for them. I bet if I had more granular finance news in my RSS feeds, I’d see even more.

This is why Rapebulicans like the uneducated: they are so easy to dupe. It doesn’t matter that we now have around 30 years of documented proof that this trickle down bullshit is, in fact, bullshit—but it doesn’t matter because these fuckers will still spew the same bullshit because they know their uneducated,…

You answered your 1st question with your 2nd. Dude is a bag of farts.

Holy shit. It was not fun watching Roy Moore hold a lead for the entire night. Though it was satisfying to have it reverse with less than 10% of precincts left. Huzzah for meeting some basic level of human decency in Alabama.

Chanukah doesn’t start until next week, so here’s the obligatory chaser:

Nah, you know he was super casual about this.

“Please get pregnant by me, but after I inject my seed in you you can’t have an abortion nor will I allow you to get good maternal health care.”

Oh no. Just watched the video and it’s worse. The moran didn’t use stars; they actually misspelled the slur. That’s... wow.

My favorite thing about this is that the racist moran didn’t use enough stars in “N***r.”

lol it’s anti-semitic to point out that the Israeli government has been perpetuating a state of apartheid for decades?

Tipping is weird anyway. Let’s just get rid of the stupid practice and pay a decent wage to start.