Why did you write astory about an ugly Christmas tree and have no image of the ugly Christmas tree? How did you get this job?

Conservative white women vote for monster candidates to spite liberal white women and women of color. Liberal white women (in general) still do not get this. Women of color totally get this.

Little known fact, Ed Sheeran’s security body double is just a dead shark in a red wig. No one can tell the difference.

I want to throw Lena Dunham on top of the pile labeled ‘White Women We Decided Should Represent All Feminists’ over Tina Fey and Taylor Swift. Then throw away the keys to the storage unit.

This is a story I deeply want to know more about and follow, because while I don’t agree that violence is a civilized way to solve our problems, I really love the thought of any misfortune for Rand Paul and suspect that he provoked this attack. If Boucher was just a nut with a violent past, we would have heard about…

Low sales of Paula Dean books, confederate flag swimsuits going on the black market, underground manufacture of topsy-turvy mamie dolls. The horror....the horror...

If the woman with the pulmonary embolism reads the comments section, please take my advice from experience and just forget about this friend. You should either ghost her or gradually begin answering her with one or two word responses or single emojis, because she is gone. She’s not gonna come around and suddenly…

S&TC was the most unrealistic tv show I’ve ever seen, so it makes sense that 4 characters who I don’t believe would ever be supportive or close to each other in real life are also played by actors who never were.

I’m wondering if we could maybe just quarantine that fucking scarf. What in God’s name?

Is Sebastian Gorka implying that Mike Pence would be a rapist if he had a dinner meeting with a woman?

Ugh, square your hips Megyn.

Meh, I’m done with the “Poor Lindsay” narrative. Grown ass woman is over 30 and has had enough life experiences.

I have to take Kathy Hopinkah Hannan’s side on this one. Boys do need a place that specifically focuses on healthy male bonding and positive male role models. I suppose the number of girls joining the ranks won’t be enough to break that, but still, I completely see that this is an attempt to bolster numbers. The real…

He’s practically extradited himself to Russia, but Steven Segall has had accusations of violence and harassment against him for his entire career. David Spade and others recount that he suggested a “funny” sketch of him trying to rape Victoria Jackson during that infamous week he hosted SNL and nobody at SNL was the…

The fact that a person like Sunderland could rise so quickly in the ranks of a media outlet like Broadly slanted to a progressive, diverse and feminist audience is a testament to how grossly faceless and corporate Vice and all of these alternative media companies have become. No oversight and no credentials. As long…

Do you think that since Brzezinski is an attractive white woman, he was fantasizing about violating her right before she criticized him on the show and this was his snap response, because it always is when that happens to him and it seems to happen to him a lot?! 

Word from an acquaintance of an acquaintance who works on the show is that the whole incident in question was filmed and the case has closed solely because of the content contained therein.

Am willing to bet all my personal property that this balding child has never seen a vagina in person.

Though they’ve been exclusive for years, explains the source, Holmes, 38, “used to be super worried about public attention.”

Janet lost out on her world tour to a pregnancy that she did go through with, but maybe, just mayyyyyybe didn’t plan on. I’m gonna guess there was a disagreement about the pregnancy.