It’s better than their first pitch, which was just Bernie Sanders in a Pepsi bikini saying “Peace to the max home slices!” while taking selfies with his black friend.

THANK. YOU. MEL.

This woman is cynical and doesn’t have passion for what she does. I loved Nastygal for years, but her decision to sell off was the murder of her only accomplishment. The new owners are wretched clowns who immediately ruined the brand. As far as I’m concerned, there is no more Nastygal, so why is anyone celebrating her?

Perspective really is everything. I remember thinking my best friend was loaded because she would get a few new clothes each month and they always fit like a glove. And since her dad was really into music, they always got a few CDs on the weekend. To me she was rich and spoiled rotten, when actually she was just…

My family struggled with food too, especially in the early 2000's when my dad took a pay cut. We had to eat leftovers very cautiously. There would always be two days before pay day where we literally had no food at all in our home and just quietly pretended it wasn’t happening. What else could we do other than deny it?

I think the moment I realized my parents were the working poor - a word I didn’t know yet - was when I was 8(ish) and I asked why I couldn’t sign up for softball. My mother said the registration fee was $20 and there wasn’t $20 to spare that week that registration was due. That was when I realized the difference…

Those adorable lil’ baby digits....

He has demonstrated weird power move tactics for decades. Gently insulting someone to throw them off before negotiating, delaying a conversation in order to get his way, highjacking a conversation with the shortcomings of the other party’s last deals in order to make his deal sound charitable. It’s all shit he…

There are only two or three pictures of this woman on the internet and she’s a PR executive.

I’m shocked too. My childhood Kmart (all my school clothes and celebrity posters came from there) went out of business around ‘02 and I was flabbergasted to see one on a road trip a few years back. I thought they were all gone.

I keep thinking he’s going to start crying.

If this wins Oscars, I will love it. And if this wins Razzies, I will love it 1,000 times more than any other movie.