Get your shit together, DNC.

Everyone knows who the Second Amendment people are. They’re the crazy fuckers with too many guns.

Oh, no. I really looked forward to the behind the doors stuff!

Not to mention common humanity.

Well, I gotta give the guy credit for stamina.

Just thinking about Newt Gingrich’s calves makes me shudder.

Not nitpickey. My uterus is mine. Why does some guy get to feel good for “giving” me control of my own property.

As an attorney, I would absolutely not represent this woman.

Another “good guy” with a gun.

Fer fucks sake. You make an obviously racist and threatening statement, and then say that you didn’t mean to be racist or threatening. What the fuck? Did you phone just type that shit by itself?

This is a surprise to anyone?

For a guy who built his name on firing people, he sure can’t do it in his own campaign.

Didn’t I read something that Trump’s electronic media coordinator is his former caddy?

“Listen, strange women lyin’ in ponds distributin’ swords is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives from a
mandate from the masses, not from some farcicial aquatic ceremony!”

Zing. You got me there.

You actually watched 20 scenes of this vapid show.

As an attorney, and former public defender, I must admit that I’m conflicted.

16) Bruises from having to shove your knees against the seat in front of you because THERE’S NO FUCKING LEG ROOM. (Personal bitch as I am a human being over 6 feet tall.)

Sad, but true. There’s a real art to being an asshole.