What am I missing? Ugly little beads. Overpriced.

Voluntary intoxication generally is not a complete defense, but it can be a defense to a specific intent crime. For example, burglary is entering a dwelling with the intent to commit a felony. If you're blazing ass drunk and kick in your neighbor's door, thinking that it is your own, you can't form the specific…

Rape is not a specific intent crime, but a crime of general intent. As it should be. If specific intent is required, then intoxication is a defense. Which is utter and complete bullshit.

Sadly, this does not surprise me. Our bodies do not belong to us. They belong to our father , our male spouses and/or partners, and the public. Until men recognize the basic human rights of women (bodily autonomy), they will see no real harm in violating us. They fear the stigma of being caught and labeled more…

Drunk. Just drunk.

I married a feminist who didn't know he was a feminist. He's followed me around for my job, and doesn't mind that my salary is twice his. He vacuums every week and cooks about as much as I do.

Ewww. Justin Beiber's dick. Somebody wants to touch it?

I sat through a legislative hearing on one of these "right to know" bills, and a young woman who said she studying to be a nurse, testified that she would have never aborted if only she had known it was a little baby inside her. Oh, if only she had known! But nobody told her.

Agreed. I let a neighbor put his two llamas in my back pasture. Smelly. Loud. Foul. Unpleasant creatures.

Jokes aside, who is Ronaldo?

No matter how shitty the day, my dogs dance when I get home. There's nothing better.

But, but, but ..... women are less of a person than a corporation is, so this makes perfect sense. To someone.

If Ann is such an expert on what women who have been raped feel, why doesn't she just come out and say, "Women like being raped."

I guess the "Don't impregnate 14 year old girls" t-shirt would have been too oppressive for men.

I have a rule. Nothing goes in my vagina that my partner won't immediately miss if it doesn't come out.

It's painful to see an accomplished woman reduced to arm decor.

It's the American experience. We are products of suburbia, where there are miles and miles of houses that looks exactly the same. When we fantasize about "the girl next door" we want her to be as uniform as the neighborhoods that produce her.

But, but, but ....

Meh. Just reminds me that cooking is a whole lot of work, that I'm not willing to do.

Shocking. Privileged men see women as commodities.