I sat through legislative hearings on ultrasound bills and was dumbfounded by the testimony of so-called "victims" of abortion. One crazy woman ranted about how nobody told her it was a baaaaby in her uterus. If she had only know, she would have never aborted. Jesus Christ! Did she think it was a pack of cigarettes in…

Her political career is also lying around in a trash bag, waiting to be picked up.

She belongs on Rock of Love, where nudity is the only talent the contestants have to offer.

As an attorney, I've subpoenaed many diaries. I don't like doing it, but I'm allowed to and they're useful evidence.