That Bugatti is pretty nice, but it’s not the nicest car I’ve seen lately. There’s a shop that works on exotic sports cars one block from my office. I pass their garage door every day on the way to work. The other day they had one of these, same shade of grey and all:

I’m still waiting for someone to body a car with the carbon nanotube black that’s so dark almost no light escapes.

Vinyl Wrap it

And I would have invited you over for beer to help install the transmission

There’s only one of them.  It doesn’t come in any other anything.

I had genuinely no idea who Luke Perry was until today... I also had no idea people were nostalgic of something like 90210.

This is why I love my 5-speed ‘99 CR-V. Picnic table and waterproof cooler built into the trunk? Yep. Tire on the outside of the split tailgate? Yep. Fisher-price large sized plastic sturdy dials and storage drawers? Yep. The OG CR-V was truly awesome before it became the amorphous blob it is today.

Some historical notes:

Well, we did get the Mitsubishi Expo / Eagle Summit / Plymoth Colt Vista 3 door AWD tallboywagon. Which while not a two door, is pretty close...ish... in terms of size. They also came in AWD for about two years.

He knew a shortcut. 

Missed it by ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵐᵘᶜʰᵎ

I think we’re burying the lead here: they hit a cruise ship first, about an hour before!

March:
“a huge auction of old NASCAR race cars, trailers and equipment”
July:
“HOA disputes over old NASCAR race cars, trailers and equipment”

“That’s all the time we have today, folks. Now if you’ll excuse us, it’s time to put our car sponsor’s products to good use. *touches ear piece* this just in, she’s had a long day and has a headache, so nevermind!”

Racecar? I want that freaking television on a truck.

In FL you can. 

I can see it already: “What do you mean I can’t register this as a Toyota Camry? It says Camry right on the front.”

I don ‘t know why, but I really want one of the cutaway cars. I’d probably just stay at home talking into an imaginary camera trying to explain a made up mechanical problem.

The call. It’s from inside your home.