Depends on whether their parent is the owner of the car or the mechanic...

Pictured here, special lifting apparatus. Also, just LOOK at the size of that mass damper on the front of the crank.

In defense of the engine builders for this V10, they didnt have much to go on from the engineers.

Fixed for you.

True. Best to get a dark tint on the rear windows ;)

Eww. I grew up in the eighties and the Corvette was ghastly then, too. These have not aged well, IMO.

I’m still not seeing how the math works...but I guess some people just aren’t saving any money for retirement. I could buy a Lambo if I planned on dying the year I retired I suppose.

Don’t name it Hutchinson island bridge! What if a man with the last name of Hutchinson ever said something mean!

You put the lime in the contsruction hut and mix it all together.

Thin Mints? Fat shamer. Do-Si-Do or Tagalong will do.

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Same issue - I need a couple spark plugs and a couple of bulbs for brake/tail lights, and an in-line fuse for my 2005 Ural (Russian motorcycle).
me: I need two spark plugs, part number[nnnnnn]
Him: what year is it?
me: it’s not in your system, and even if it is you won’t have the factory part
him: I bet it’s in here. We…

I’ve been on both sides of the counter (worked 5 years for Kragen - later bought by Oreillys) and while there are plenty of stupids on the employee side, there are no shortages of idiots on the customer side either.

25 cents for peanuts that have probably been in that machine since the Carter administration.

David is a good man, a better man then most... that is good Jeep Karma right there.

Anytime I need to specify if its a V8 or V6 for friggin wiper blades

Sorry, it stars Tom Hanks and Matt Damon and Justin Timberlake.

Is it too early to call a winner in “STUPIDEST AUTOMOTIVE SHIT OF 2018?”

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