This. It doesn't have all the extra functionality, but it's classy/sexy as hell. Gold-plated and shit.

Concur. Her writing isn't particularly inspired, but it's clear and it gets her point across.

To be honest, I know a lot of folks with advanced degrees—very smart people—who aren't great writers. Writing just doesn't come naturally to everyone, and it's kind of a terrible heuristic to use for education/intelligence.

Of course it was a DMB concert.

I was gonna say. I'm fascinated to see how they prove a negative.

If they're gonna go that route, they should do it a couple eps in, when the show's pacing tends to be at its slowest and it's still in ramp-up mode.

I feel you on the last part of that. I take Vicodin for kidney stones, but it has never been anything but an unpleasant experience—it makes me feel so sick and I can't really move around very much. But it sure as hell beats kidney stone pain.

Oooh girl, you are on a roll. I'M NOT WORTHY TO BASK IN YOUR GLOW.

I knew I had reached adulthood when I realized that, forced to choose, I would take Michael as a partner over Troy any day.

Oh, it's already happening to one extent or another. I know there are some clinics out there that will do sex-selective IVF.

I was going to ask if this person has ever seen a kid eat. KIDS EAT SO MUCH. THEY ARE FOOD MACHINES. They need so much energy to get through their days, it's not even funny.

Oh Jesus, Mary and Joseph. How do you even achieve anything in the PR field being so oblivious and objectively BAD at your job? My god.

I know this is totally unfair, but it drives me nuts sitting next to someone who fidgets CONSTANTLY over the course of the flight and can't sit still for longer than a minute before shifting positions, fucking with the tray table, etc.

I call her Polly Prostitute, partly due to her fashion choices which includes boots, heels, and minis that barely cover her ass. Before you get mad at me for "slut-shaming"...

Concur on all fronts—their marketing was shady as hell.

THANK YOU FOR THIS. This was my argument when Yasmin and its derivatives were the target of similar reporting/lawsuits a few years ago.

I think every kid needs something different—everyone responds to different incentives. I think things like iPads and smartphone entertainment should be items of last resort, though (largely for the reasons outlined in the article).

Word. My boyf potty-trained his toddler by buying her underpants and letting her experience trial-and-error for a couple of weeks, with no punishments or shaming for accidents. She got used to using the toilet right quick without needing any sort of digital entertainment.

Oh, that lip sync was filthy in the most delicious way.

I never heard of that rumor—was it attached to a particular contestant?