His producers send out the funniest HARO (Help a Reporter Out) requests. My colleagues and I like to keep a running list of the most ridiculous ones.

Oh my god, Running in Heels. That show was so god-awful except for Joanna, who seems like she'd be a fantastic boss/mentor. Very tough love.

That Barbie bears a striking resemblance to Willam. So I'm not buying the "not a drag queen" line.

Outstanding.

Oh my god, that's an awkward dad dance if I ever saw one.

I'm still mourning Pat Kiernan's loss in the run to be Kelly Ripa's new cohost. I love that man. NY1 FOR LIFE.

And she can't be showing any slatternly ankle.

I'm just going to go ahead and agree with this. I've been seriously surly all week.

Thanks for this. Mr. Chip is an observant Jew and I'm Catholic, and prior to our relationship I leaned toward uncut just because it never struck me as strictly necessary—I figured I could teach my hypothetical future son how to clean up after himself and practice safe sex. I also figured that the father of the child…

Because it's always about what the menz want, isn't it?

So much truth. The "natural look" takes way more skill and time than just slapping it all on with a trowel.

I concur with all of this.

Well, this has been magical. My day has peaked. I've reached my Everest Summit.

I'm still trying to figure out why, and when, VS decided that sexy = NEON MEGA PUSHUP EVERYTHING. I haven't been able to find anything truly sexy there in ages; it's all so fucking ugly.

I have to remind Mr. Chip to trim his scruff whenever he shaves his head. Otherwise he starts to look filthy.

Dudes with shaved/closely-shorn hair make me feel funny in my pants. I am such a sucker for it. GIVE ME ALL THE SHAVED HEADS.

Makeup Forever HD Concealers or Dermablend are good, spackle-type options. Alternatively, wearing 8 bajllion bangles is stylish these days, so you could always do that too.

Hi Jezzie friends! I miss you all. I haven't been able to participate here the last few weeks since starting my new job (which is demanding as fuck, and I love it). Did I miss any good shitstorms?

I was going to say, Cassie has had this 'do for YEARS (and she kills it! It's hot on her).

It is very powerful. She probably deflects aspirations with her statement jewelry.