Now I'm wondering if my mom maybe secretly snuck back into the bathroom after my brother and I finished brushing our teeth to rinse off our toothbrushes the rest of the way.

UGH my roommate used to be like that. How hard is it to rinse? I have NEVER, in my life, had hardened toothpaste gunk on my toothbrush. Not even as a child. It seriously takes five seconds to rinse off the damn brush, and you don't even need to do it in the shower!

I could have told you that.

He's really just a real-life troll. He loves getting us normal folk riled up, but I also imagine he gets a huge kick out of watching frat boys make asses of themselves by treating his word as gospel.

It's straight-up #trollpatrol. This user loves to drop in and say stupid shit.

That ignores the structural factors that create that pool. It's the rationale behind affirmative action: If you only aim to select the "most qualified" candidates, you're likely to end up lacking women and other minority in the selection pool because their opportunities were more limited from the start, so they…

Because "I'm not interested" doesn't always register.

No, let's not encourage this. I give my business cards to dudes as a way to deflect their advances (because nothing says "I'm not interested!" like a work number). I don't want anyone to think that a business card is an automatic "call me maybe" just because they got a few of these.

Are you okay, Patrick? You're sweating.

Many years ago, I got an ex-boyfriend in hella trouble for holding his right hand while we walked around on base. Whoops!

I liked the contrast it created. How often have we seen Joan really, really lose her shit like that? Twice, maybe—when she cracked Greg over the head with the vase and in this episode. But we see Megan having a tantrum fairly frequently. A lot of the episode revolved around Don's contrasting relationships with…

The show hints at Megan not exactly being the best cook. Did you see the look on Don's face when she fed him the beef bourguignon a few weeks ago? It didn't just look like an "ow, hot" face to me. That was an "Euuuughhh" face.

Did you catch her cleaning up and throwing the wadded up tissue into the trash can? They really went out of their way to make her as gross as possible.

Ugh, Megan. I just can't with her anymore. This episode tipped me into full-on dislike of the character. Don's no treat of a husband, but Megan is so petulant and tempestuous. I'm sorry, but at age 26 you should not be throwing plates at the wall because your husband dared to not alert you of his every movement…

I'm not sure if I want to hear ANY Congress member respond with, "Lick it up, baby. Lick. It. Up."

Haters gonna hate, but I LOVE Miley's look. It's so very 80s Power Bitch.

I heard over the weekend that some dude in DC sold his parking spot in Chinatown for $65k. I thought that was outrageous, but this...takes the cake.

Man, now I can't remember my old user id on ff.net. It should be noted that I have not updated the thing in 10+ years, so lord knows if I'll ever find it.

Yeah, I'm sure y'all are right about the Digital Short (plus, Andy got the 100 Shorts clip last week). I wonder why Jason didn't get any hoopla.

Waiiiiit. Why didn't Andy and Jason get a special send-off? :( I mean, I love La Wiig as much as anyone but those two deserve some love, too!