i did exactly fuck all on the 4th because i didn’t feel like there was anything to celebrate. these women reminded me what “proud to be an american” feels like, and i’m going right the fuck off today about it. bring on the gd fireworks!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Talk about crush material intelligent, well spoken, competent, gorgeous...my girlfriend told me she was dumping me for Megan, and all I could say was “I don’t fucking blame you.”

I guess that’s the price she’s willing to accept for her self-worth. Or whatever it is that she feels is being injured here - I’m not sure she has any self-worth.

Well, you know who else was treated like a caged animal...

Holy shit! You are right. This is a made up story.

But it’s a cool mill...

Or melt?

I hear her Starbucks callout is a Venti Chocolate Frappuccino with extra whip for Megan, the daughter of John McCain who spent several years as a POW in Vietnam and came back a hero then went on as a successful career in politics...

Lol “hanging out in the creek and doing Jell-O shots and shooting guns.”

They mean hanging at her private creek, drinking Jell-O shots prepared by her personal chef, and shooting guns on her private range.

Noun, verb, as the daughter of John McCain.

Gosh, it’s really too bad she can’t just.... walk away from this gig.

I don’t believe she said any such thing.

Meghan, you can do all the Jell-O shots you want, but you’ll always be a wealthy, insulated 1 percenter who can buy her way into and out of anything just like your parents.

World Leader Pretend is one of my favorite REM songs.

And she made a little extra cash selling bags of her pee to Japanese businessmen. 

I really want to see a version of this with closed captioning. I had trouble hearing what was said, but wow, it looks insanely awkward. Like a freshman trying to impress the professors. Except they know the frosh’s daddy donated a ton of money to the school, so all they can do is give withering glances & slight…

I guess Daddy doesn’t want to see her dressed like an adult.

In the early days of this nightmare, some people claimed Ivanka was the clever one who could reign in her dad and steer him away from his worst ideas. They should do penance 

Nepotism Barbie wants to sit at the adult table. The look Lagarde gave her was amazing. I really don’t think you can undermine the Trump Administration any more than Donald himself has already done. The whole thing is a farce and an embarrassment.

Honestly, I think this is the grown-up version about how they used to give kids a little set of plastic wings when they got on the plane and told they they were honorary co-pilots ... only this time its honorary national security adviser instead of co-pilot and nuclear non-proliferation negotiation instead of a plane.