Simple but not easy.   It actually takes work.

Ideal response: I’ll bet you’re as privileged and clueless as you are old.

Dear Democratic Party,

Can we do the Drake meme with:

Seriously, going out and joining some kind of club or taking a class would be a million times more effective, and also have the benefits of doing something you enjoy, even if you don’t meet a partner. 

it will be fun watching their heads explode when they finally realize what the problem really is. the surgery might make them better looking, maybe even get them a date - but they still are who they are and they won’t be able to fake that for long.

Is Kyle the new Chad? 

My dudes, there are probably 10 women in the whole entire world that care about your jaw muscles or your testicle size. I guarantee that is not the thing you should be focusing on to be attractive to women.

I get the Sound of Music reference in the headline, but at first, I thought I was going to read that tying testicles with string was some kind of self torture practice that incels were into. 

Doesn’t matter, they literally think all their problems are 100% their looks.

Ok but like...I’d be even LESS inclined to hook up with a guy who has had obvious cosmetic surgery so...

I have my doubts that they will make that discovery...

Or maybe I’m wrong...just speaking for myself here, I guess. But testicle size is 100% not on my partner “must have” list...

This was my first thought too.

I doubt all of the patients this doctor sees are incels. Some may just have a desire for larger testicles and the money to pay for them.

I rather that part of the man be as unnoticeable as possible, lol. I’m not grossed out by them but I never looked at a pair and said, “I wish they were bigger!”

yeah, I’m really looking forward to these dipshits discovering, to their great dismay, that the problem wasn’t on the outside.

Dear incels, we are not interested in dinosaur egg-sized testicles. What the FUCK ever gave you that idea???

You know what, good on that shady doctor for bilking these assholes out of their money.

this is the first time the phrase hanging chad has crossed my mind in almost 20 years...