I blame the children and their sticky, sweet, sweet fingers.

But what about all the children that Cannibal Witch has not said she’s eaten? There are millions of children out there that haven’t been eaten by Cannibal Witch. Are you saying these children don’t matter?

The children are to blame.

All of this, yes. Thank you.

IS BEA A SECRET WITCH????? I NEED ANSWERS

Oh so now you think Cannibal Witch should have buckets of water thrown on her just because you disagree? So much for the tolerant left

Say what you will about Cannibal Witch, but no one can deny her professionalism.

How can we MAGA if we can’t eat children?

The only way to stop a bad witch with a broom is a good girl with a bucket of water.

Truly beautiful. Thank you for this! YOU ABSOLUTELY WIN THE INTERNET THIS WEEK!

They were just tweets for gods sake! You’re going to ruin this woman’s life over some old tweets? Can’t handle a little hyperbole when someone is making an intelligent argument? #isupportcannibalwitch

I’m offended! Sure, I practice the Dark Arts but I don’t eat children!

I noticed Beatrix before I noticed the cannibal witch.

YEEY FELLOW DUTCHY HI :-)

She is an amazing stylist of language. I look forward to reading her wherever she goes. Jezebel’s loss.

Great, can I have HER job then? The NYT hasn’t gotten back to me, perhaps because the first line of my pitch for Quinn Norton’s old job was “Not a Nazi!”

What is Cannibal Witch doing with our Queen Mom Beatrix???

This is typical of Commie pinko islamofascist LIEberal fake news outlets like Jezebel to censor the free speech of a great thinker like Cannibal Witch just because she doesn’t follow the approved gluten-free vegan diet LIEberal love so much. You refused to even give her a chance to prove herself before you gave in to…

Cannibal witch would still give less damaging testimony about children than A.J. Daulerio.

Your comment made me realize that Wisconsin is not a blue state and now I’m depressed.