Pretty sure I could kick his ass. A flight of stairs could kick his ass. A par 5 with no golf cart could kick his ass.

Ugh. So that’s where the tiny hands thing comes from.

I didn’t think we could get any lower than Rubio/Trump and “he has tiny hands, you know what that means” / “things down there are just fine, believe me”. Yet here we are.

“You have him turn around so he can have deniability!”

I’m pretty sure Delaware Joe is going to ride up in his bitchin’ Firebird and run doughnuts around Trump’s fat ass while he stands there trying to hold his hair in place.

Seriously, he should. He has done some very pro-woman stuff in his time (VAWA, anyone?) but needs to shed that “old boy” stuff. He needs to appear publicly with her and let it all out if he has any real plans to run again.

“Any guy that talked that way was usually the fattest, ugliest S.O.B. in the room.”

So will Obama and Pence be their seconds?

And then play keep-away with it, smiling that wacky Uncle Joe smile.

Absolutely.

“Women don’t need men to beat up other men to defend us. We do, however, need powerful legislators to hold abusive men to account and ensure they don’t, for instance, get a lifetime appointment to a court which empowers them to make decisions about our lives.”

I am torn between being appalled at their juvenile posturing, and very much wanting to see this happen. #teamjoe #bruisinbiden

Nope. The only part of his body that’s ever come close to exertion is his mouth.

Joe’s right - guys that talk like Trump are full of shit. He’d wimp out and make some dumb excuse. “Oh, my bone spurs are acting up again!”

Before he was elected PM, Prime Minister Trudeau took on a slimy Senator Patrick Brazeau in a charity fight. Brazeau got his ass handed to him.

Wait...are you trying to tell me that this guy, this prime physical specimen, this Tough Guy (tm), wouldn’t come out swinging and emerge triumphant from almost any match-up, anytime, anywhere?

Biden will snatch his wig off and it’s over in less than a minute.

Ooh, yeah, Joe, better watch out for the guy who takes a golf cart 100 feet when everyone else is walking. I’m sure he’s saving that energy for an ass-whooping.

I’ve said it elsewhere, but if President Toughguy was in a physical fight, he’d fold faster than Superman on laundry day.

You know what? Fuck it. A thunderdome showdown between Biden and trump isn’t the worst way for this country to go up in flames.