“Tell Tubbyducks he can meet me in the driveway.”
“Tell Tubbyducks he can meet me in the driveway.”
But they absolutely will. You know that, I know that, the world knows that. How sweet would it be if she responded with, “It’s just locker room talk.”
Shades of Jed Bartlet when he “didn’t realize” he was on a hot mic when he insulted his Republican challenger’s intelligence.
“I know,” Reed replies. “Trust me. Do you know why he challenged you to a duel? ‘Cause you could beat the s— out of him.”
Not that it’s even worth pointing out hypocrisy anymore but it’d be insanely hypocritical of republicans to blast her for these comments as they’re EXACTLY the type of comments Trump makes about women’s appearances all the time— and not just when he’s caught on hot mic.
I would go with “He challenged me to a duel. I accepted. He lost.”
“If senator TubbyDucks would like to resolve this matter, he’s free to cash me ousside.”
This is one of those times I want to hear the classic non-apology, “I’m sorry if you were offended. I should have used my words better.”
Susan, Susan, Susan.....face it—-these are not your people. If you can’t face being a Democrat, team up with Angus and Bernie and be an Independent.
I would love it if she were like “Fuck yeah, I said it! I should have said it a long time ago. This has gone way way WAY too fucking far! IMPEACH.”
I look forward to the tepid non-apology apology from Collins and the conservative media burning her in effigy.
Yep, that system that will save Americans 17 trillion fucking dollars over 10 years. AND provide healthcare to absolutely every citizen.
They (GOP) won’t go for that.
Single payer, not-for-profit. NOW. That’s the only acceptable replacement.
Welcome to Australia, everything here wants to kill you :)
Octopuses, no matter the species, ain’t above a little walkabout to the deli.
Not bad, especially considering that the Octopus is more or less holding its breath on each land jaunt between hunting pools. I’m more surprised at the size of it (I’ve seen videos of Octopi that got out of their tanks in aquariums and escaped, such as the “Shawshank Redemption” octopus”), but never one that big.
David Atrenborough is literally half a century older than I am, and he could get it any day of the week, as long as he promised to talk the whole time.
I am a heterosexual man but David Attenborough could get it.
OF COURSE ITS AUSTRALIA THAT HAS AN OCTOPUS THAT CAN WALK ON LAND TO HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU