scoopernicus
Sean Cooper
scoopernicus

I tried to capture the image and post that. Had issues.

Kinja, man.

Ah, the whole “Separate But Equal” argument. Got it.

There’s like a 99.9% chance that I’m going to buy that for my wife. Or myself. Or both of us.

Dude, that link... but I clicked and it was worth it!

Not only this: the whole thing is that she’s done nude scenes. They didn’t find a cache of sexy selfies; she was nude for work. They are literally shaming her for doing her goddamn job.

Have you pulled out the 1986 quote from the show’s creator yet?

I’ll just leave this here for some of The Greys:

It’s weird, I love gatherings, but I hate people.

Yeah they make the New York rags look like the pinnacle of quality news reporting.

a space alien who looks human, and fights garbage cans

I’m sorry, I’ve spent the past two days doing this.

This might be the key to everything.

Worse than that, considering that four out of five tabloids referenced here (Sun, Daily Mail/Mail Online, Daily Express, Daily Star) have an openly ultra-conservative agenda.

“SHE STRIPPED! SHE’S GOT TITS AND SHE STRIPPED!”

This planet would be great if it weren’t for the fucking people. Clerks quote, paraphrased.

This is the stupidest thing to be enraged about. It’s a show about a space alien who looks human, and fights garbage cans. Who cares if the avatar is now female? Grow the fuck up man babies of the internet.

The Sun, The Daily Mirror, Daily Express and Daily Star.

Fuck these crybabies. Give me Jessica Chastain as the motherfucking Batman. Give me Meryl Streep as Indiana Jones, Mindy Kaling as Wolverine. None of this is reaaaalllllllll.

They’re a minor salve but here are a couple solid dunks from today: