Your breakroom comment really struck me - I’m amazed at how Petty and shitty people can be about food. I don’t have an eating disorder, and I’m a healthy weight, so I don’t get too much beef about my weight one way or another. But I’ve still been on the receiving end of some judgy-ass comments. Like over a chocolate…

Macron was most definitely fucking with Trump, especially when they were walking side by side. Trump did the yank, but Macron held on.

Maybe she did ask her husband to please take her home so she could take a hot shower to scrub the Trumpian stench from her body.

He’s the most fragile white man on the planet. It’s ridiculous.

More like The Wicker Man.

Someone was … expecting “statesmanlike” ? From that wanna-be dynastic autocrat?

*Refuses to let go of Trump’s hand*

Nailed it. Macron was briefed on this and was able to play Trump like a dimestore kazoo.

Trump has the same issue with Trudeau. The dumb dummy is the one that started this whole ridiculous handshake thing, then he’s mad when it blows up in his face.

He is that creepy obese old relative that doesn’t stop touching or hugging you when you are trying to leave. Gross.

It’s not awkwardness—he’s doing it on purpose. He’s still mad at Macron for the original handshake. He will NEVER give it up. he’s that psychopathic.

Based on the last time they met and Macron was the aggressive hand-shaker, he may have well been the antagonist with this as well. He probably had a bet with his friends “How long do you think I can keep shaking Trumps hand when he leaves?” Especially when trump is a germaphobe, reportedly. The joke is on Trump.

Look closely: This is Macron’s doing. Trump’s fingers release a couple seconds in, but Macron maintains the death grip. He’s telling Trump - in the only language that imbecile understands - that Macron concedes precisely zero power, authority, positioning, etc. to Trump’s juvenile pissing all over everything to…

I think you have it all wrong. I really think Macron’s doing this on purpose. It’s Macron not letting him go initially, and Trump not wanting to be made a fool. You can see how Trump steps away, and Macron seems to latch, and then Trump pats his hand. And do you see how Macron is the one to turn it into a clutch,…

Mate have you seen the French protest? They protest over anything and do it so over the top as well.

He is so fucking socially awkward you almost pity him until you remember he’s the orange devil incarnate.

With all due respect to First Lady Brigitte Macron, but I’d feel like I’d have to have myself boiled if Donald Trump kissed me like that.

Donald Trump, a man who may or may not have been the inspiration for Slender Man

Odds that at that point Trump had absolutely no fucking idea where he was, who he was shaking hands with and probably what his own name was?

Understandable. It’s going around - since sometime last year I think?