There’s a level of viciousness that I was not expecting.

She just married someone that reminded her of her father, I guess.

oh my god i miss him

IVANKA: But you know at the White House, we’re all incredibly focused on the reason we all went to Washington and what we’re fighting for.

Ivanka! Miss those trips to Azerbaijan? I love that I have now learned how to spell “Azerbaijan.” Thanks, trumps.

Seen on Twitter.

“But you know at the White House, we’re all incredibly focused on the reason we all went to Washington and what we’re fighting for.”

I have ZERO patience for this today. Fuck off Ivanka!!!

It must be nerve wracking for her living with the knowledge that she is the “bag man” for the Trump Crime Family and never knowing when the Finanial Crimes Unit of the FBI will subpoena her on RICO and FCPA charges.

“What the everloving fuck is WRONG with this woman?” —Marie Antoinette

If Ivanka is truly surprised, then she wasn’t paying attention. (The fact she wasn’t paying attention doesn’t surprise me.)

She clearly missed the time her daddy called for his supporters to shoot Hillary Clinton, and the times her daddy directed his mob to beat up protesters and he’d pay the legal fees.

And she married into a felon family of slumlord grifters.

As the famous French philosopher Pepe LePew once said, “Les boo, les hoo.”

“But this isn’t supposed to be easy.”

oh, for fuck’s sake...

It makes me happy to think that when Trump goes down, Ivanka’s going to be wearing an orange jumpsuit along with the rest of them. I know they’ll all be going to the cushy minimum security white collar prison, but hey, prison is prison. I hope the food really sucks.

And she married into a felon family of slumlord grifters. That’s on her.

Oh good. More bellyaching from another “woe is me” billionaire.

President Obama, quick question! Do you feel that the adults in the Trump family are the biggest jokes in the history of jokes, and followup question, is Ivanka just as full of shit as her father?