I think Kamala’s plan was to wait until 2024 to be the post-Clinton nominee, and I’m not sure if she’s willing to upset that plan and run early.

I forget who it was who said (paraphrasing) “Cory Booker was designed in a lab to be the perfect candidate to lose in 2020" but I kinda get that feeling.

His fifteen minutes hit too soon. Now he’s tainted with this:

Doubt it. He’s hated by the left flank of the party and the centrists are meh in him. His recent “go easy on Jared” also didn’t do him any favors.

Bullshit sweetheart. What normal, well meaning adult refers to a child as *alluring?* Especially in the same sentence that they’ve called her prepubescent? I bet you’re one of those people who didn’t find anything wrong with what Trump when he told a 10 year old that he’d be dating her in 10 years.

I just went and looked and she was 11. FUCKING ELEVEN! My god. Gross. How do you even think that about a literal child? CREEP!

Jesus. Somebody call the burn unit! We’ve got a dead man here!

What a fucknut. No David, it’s not out of bounds to discuss the attractiveness of an actor in a review (unless the actor in question is 11 years old like Watson was, you sick fuck). But it is out of line to carry on about it for the entire fucking review, all the while making extra creepy statements like how Israeli…

“Maybe it’s not me, doc! Maybe it’s the rest of the world that’s gone insane...”

Yeah, I loved his comedy tapes as a kid. We wore out the one with Noah, the chocolate cake, and the dentist.

Let’s contexualize:

No... no, Brian, actual rape is still worse. You semievolved simian.

I’m going to need a moment to RAGE STROKE OUT.

Cosby, who his attorneys claim is legally blind due to glaucoma, appeared in court without his wife Camille, but did arrive with actress Keshia Knight Pulliam, who played his daughter Rudy Huxtable on The Cosby Show.

He said it. He actually said it. He said the fucking thing.

unfuckingbelievable

~Prezzie Donald Hump