Whether you like their product or not, their CEO seems to be a pretty great guy. He’s done a whole lot of good for his employees. It’s a super easy choice against Alex Jones who is probably rancid whale spooge personified.

bonus plus points: potato vodka is kosher for passover

Thans, I knew there was another state but was too lazy to look it up.

Hot damn, going to the liquor store after work!!

FUCK SCOTT BAIO. I hope TOm Hardy gives him a good hiding. He’s certainly an exemplar of Christian love . So furious at him. He needs some lessons on addiction. (Now hopefully some of my futile rage is over and I can go about my day in a pink frothy cloud of lurve.)

I also was pleasantly surprised with how hilarious The Heat was.

I can’t find the actual image, but I feel like we could both use some of Denise’s vodka-soaked hot dog buns.

Not enough uses of “innit.”

There’s a big difference between being covered in someone else’s vomit and your own.

Marvel or DC have to get on this, STAT.

This is the laugh I needed this morning. lol

I feel perfectly validated in saying “It should have been Scott.”

At least Dick Winters isn’t around to witness that scarf.

My god, Scott Baio is such a douche.

They need to do a movie together. I will watch it at home, alone, over and over.

“It was mental – like he’d switched to superhero mode in an action movie. Two boys on the nicked moped had jumped a red light and smashed into a car. Tom must have been walking down the road. He went off like a shot in pursuit and looked furious. If the kid had been dumb enough to resist I reckon Tom would have…

Scott Baio is an angry, reactionary bozo who should be treated as such. He started with some of the most insightful, thoughtful and genuine people in television (Howard, Winkler, and Marshall) and has gone to epic, divisive negativity.

Is there anything Tom Hardy doesn’t do? Recently he went on a kid’s show to read the bedtime story for Mother’s Day.

Damien Lewis looks so fucking stupid in the linked post. I want to share it with you all!

British slang is way cooler than American slang. I read the witness account of Tom Hardy catching the moped thief and had mostly no idea what they were talking about (a good hiding?) but also thought it sounded fabulous.