But civilians didn’t elect a leader. Trump lost the popular vote, which means the majority of the USA didn’t want him as a leader.

Hey, I wear sweatpants. Outside. They haven’t pulled my gay card yet.

I’m so traumatized by everything. I’m never going to stop screaming or take my sweatpants off again.

I can only wish for such arrogance.

How can the military continue to put up with this bunch of New York wimps ordering them around? It is so confusing.

GO VOTE GEORGIA FREAKS! I KNOW YOU’RE THERE!

I just hope the voters in those districts actually care to vote, because not caring gives us these huge cuts to the arts, education, science, health, infrastructure, social security, housing, the list goes on and on and on.

Don’t fuck this up Warner Bros. You’re already on your last leg with me.

i want to see a black actress cast for batgirl. then get katana and black canary in for bop.

This will never get old. NEVER.

Yeah, no matter how many times I see that gif the tail deflating never fails to get me giggling.

I dunno, the marketplace is already pretty crowded:

The deflating tail is the most perfect bit of comedy in human history.

Shortdickman Syndrome

Don’t forget Rexes of all flavors!

How about cheek to pole?

“T-SEX”

I hope the two T-Rexs were married when they were scavenging for food together. If not, there was no way to stop them from rubbing their snouts together in an unholy union.

well, that sure puts this line into an entirely different perspective: