He’s got pussy hanging off of him.

KHALEESI IS A TITLE. BARACK OBAMA’S NAME IS NOT “PRESIDENT.”

Looks like most of the comments other than yours thus far are anti Wiig. Like you I am proudly pro-Wiig.

Well, you just won a free internet for today!

JESUS CHRIST FILM YOUR VIDEOS IN LANDSCAPE PEOPLE

We masturbate furiously?

That’s way more appealing than how straight men act when women and gay men aren’t around.

Pfft, that smartphone app thinks it can scare me? I’d just break this bad boy out of storage.

He is a crystal Methodist. :D

Schaedenfreude is one of my favorite words to say. Sounds both fun and scary at the same time!

He’s still learning the ins and outs.

“What if a politician did vote against his personal beliefs because his constituents believed something else? But in another instance it was for the wrong cause? “

This seems appropriate.

On one hand, privacy. On the other, schadenfreude.

Looks like some glue, motor oil, and turpentine. So...yes. This guy is new at the penetrative sex thing, ok?

Assorted lubricants?

“It’s pronounced ‘Bay-ning.’” - those people who will insist on correcting me when I continue to pronounce Boehner the way we all know it should be.

Randy Boehning.

And that's clearly where you've let us down. The Mad Science community has been long needing some Mad Paleontologists to join its ranks. (Not the crackpots that have long bedeviled paleontologists.)

I think I speak for the entire paleontological community when I say: