I saw this featured on Samantha Bee the other night and was thoroughly disgusted. Andrew Cuomo isn’t fit to clean his father’s shoes.

I wouldn’t shed too many tears if they all dropped dead of natural causes simultaneously.

Leslie Jones is NOT 49. She does not look 49. I’m 46 and I look at least 10 years older then her.

I’m from Maine and as long as New Hampshire exists, we aren’t the most embaressing New England state. Actually Rhode Island gives us some added padding too.  

‘homely’ used to mean ‘relaxed, at home’ rather then unattractive, and they may have been describing him in that sense.

Merde! Quelle horreur! 

This last election has really tarnished the idea that white men can govern effectively.

Back in the height of the New Deal there were only 16 Republicans in the senate. Those were the days.

My wife and I agree, she’s our new TV crush.

Listening to commentary to the Lord of the Rings trilogy all the actors talked about how in awe they where of her just being in her presence. She just has that effect on people.

WHAT IS THAT ON PATRICK STEWART’S HEAD?!?!?!!? GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!!!!!

+10000 stars

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

If you’re not from New England you probably don’t understand. Our team was the league joke until 2001, and so we have some very selective blinds spots in regards to the Pats.

I’ve heard that Evans wants to transition to directing, so I’d be interested in seeing if he has any talent in that area. He seems smart enough.

You can tell them everything you know. HEY YOU GOONS! IT’S ME YOU WANT!

Oh hell yes. Knew right what you were talking about and my skin is crawling just thinking of the concept.

oh so much

What are your feelings on guillotines?

I’ve been hearing good things. I’m hoping there’s a country around in 2024 for her to run in. If not, 2020 might be her chance.