Clinton Third Wayer’s are good for some things. They’ll alway stand up for women’s reproductive rights.

Larry Wilmore is a national hero. Three days after he tells Milo the molester to fuck off, Milo the molester falls.

It’s like Anne Frank and Frederick Douglass are colluding on making Trump look bad.

preferably in the same shaft as Trump and his entire cabinet.

I have such a crush on that woman.

The Onion? Or Doctor Mabuse?

That’s me. Also, I’m the rare smart person who prefers to listen, and I buy the beers. Preferably from a micro brew that makes their own.

Mammouths would be nice but dammit how about some genetic resurrection love of the dodo? Also, regular sloths are so cute, imagine how GIGANTICALLY curet a Giant Sloth would be.

If you were in the Good Place that’d would be ‘holy shirt’ you silly forker.

I thought that was an Onion headline. It sounds like something Herr Doctor Mabuse would do.

Better yet, put me in a cage match with another white male, and let us fight to the finish. I just beg of you it be a Trump voter.

I’m so sick of white people. Especially white males. And I am a white male. For the good of the country my kind need to be taken out. Don’t bother sorting good from bad, statistically speaking we’re all bad. I won’t hold a grudge if I get a cap in my ass, I’ll go down laughing and with a smile.

Trump is making magazines great again.

I see some Oscar Wilde in there too.

How about the cheese, because I’m boycotting Wisconsin stuff.

They are BOTH racist.

LIBERIA ANGLIA NOVA!

I’d hope it’d stop at Ryan or Hatch. They are both incompetent assholes but they are the least incompetent assholes of that bad bunch.

They said it was possible, but difficult given the number of seat Dems had to defend. The fact is the Dems had more people vote for Dem Senate candidates, had more people vote for the Dem president and they still can’t catch a break. I mean the Democratic party has a lot of flaws and can be their own worst enemy but…