Love the handle. I’m an economic refugee living in MA, but spent my first 44 years of my life growing up in Sanford and then living in Portland. Despite frequent visits, I miss actually living there.

See you there

Yes. I found that out the hard way when I used it to store my silicone muffin tins. Turns out Silicone isn’t completely fireproof. Just MOSTLY fireproof. The damn things ignited and freaked out my wife who called the fire department. It took me most of the following morning to clean out the otherwise undamaged…

My wife and I watched, but since ‘m the one with the History BA was on the receiving end of questions.

Apparently there are organizations that will be handing them out. Check the website for details. My wife and I are driving down from MA to be there.

I took it that way. My wife and I plan on being there. I will abstain from mansplaining and whitesplaining in respect for a day of mourning. Look forward to seeing everyone there!

I just can’t even...my god...FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK what a moron.

Put the Dems in charge of Congress in 2018 and we can at least neuter him for those last two years.

I’m an agnostic too for pretty much the same reasons. I have a deep and abiding faith in my doubts.

We’ve had a double fuck already so this is no breach of protocol.

I’m trying to get New England to become the 12th through the 17th Provinces of Canada.

Shit weasel. I like that. The fact that he and his ilk are not struck down in a display of divine wrath leads me to conclude that either 1. God doesn’t exist, or 2. God is a complete dick who doesn’t deserve my worship.

My wife would want to join in, but she likes bustier women. Yes I’m a lucky guy.

I’m 6'3" and share your pain.

The best shower is a shared shower.

What do I tell my wife if I want to bone Nicole Kidman?

Kill the fuckers with heart disease.

MEN! MEN! MEN! It’s a ship all filled with men. so throw your rubbers overboard, there’s no one here but men!

I’ll just see Rogue One twice. Or the re release of Princess Mononoke on it’s 20th anniversary.